Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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