i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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