she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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its like you know when i get waxed
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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