You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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