Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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