i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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