Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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