I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Randomize
