Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
