Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
