I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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