Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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