it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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