I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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