Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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