okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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