these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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