: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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