Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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