i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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