no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
