laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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