he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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