is your mom at the bar?
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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