we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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