GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
