I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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