Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
you didnt know i had herpes?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
How does one acquire holy water?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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