what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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