Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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