its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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