Me too!
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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