How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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