I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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