It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
COCAINE IS GR8
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