don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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