1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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