So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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