I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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