and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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