dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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