Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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