worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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