Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
