What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I forget how to act sober
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