Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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