that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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