I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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