i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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