I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
